Sunday, March 05, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kletos Sumboulos!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Kletos Sumboulos!
  2. Kletos Sumboulos was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kletos Sumboulos and compline.
  4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Kletos Sumboulos!
  5. The difference between Kletos Sumboulos and a village is that Kletos Sumboulos does not have a church.
  6. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Kletos Sumboulos!
  7. Kletos Sumboulos can last longer without water than a camel can.
  8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kletos Sumboulos can not.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Kletos Sumboulos.
  10. Kletos Sumboulos was named after Kletos Sumboulos the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
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Blogger solarblogger said...

Great educational resource! Using it I discovered the following as well:

Contrary to popular belief, Calvinism is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.

If you put a drop of liquor on Pietism, it will go mad and sting itself to death.

Pietismicide is the killing of Pietism!

Charles Finney was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Charles Finney.

Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of John Calvin!

Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing John Calvin.

About 100 people choke to death on John Calvin each year!

ELCAolatry is the mindless worship of the ELCA.

The ELCA was originally called Cheerioats!

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