Lieben und arbeiten (Love and Work): according to Sigmund Freud what a normal person should be able to do well.
What is our work in field and garden, in town and house, in battling and in ruling, to God, but the work of his children. Our works are God's mask, behind which He remains hidden, although He does all things. - Martin Luther
Great educational resource! Using it I discovered the following as well:
Contrary to popular belief, Calvinism is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
If you put a drop of liquor on Pietism, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
Pietismicide is the killing of Pietism!
Charles Finney was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Charles Finney.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of John Calvin!
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing John Calvin.
About 100 people choke to death on John Calvin each year!
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Great educational resource! Using it I discovered the following as well:
Contrary to popular belief, Calvinism is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
If you put a drop of liquor on Pietism, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
Pietismicide is the killing of Pietism!
Charles Finney was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Charles Finney.
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of John Calvin!
Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing John Calvin.
About 100 people choke to death on John Calvin each year!
ELCAolatry is the mindless worship of the ELCA.
The ELCA was originally called Cheerioats!
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